"Your body will think you’re
happy," says this believer.
Laura Lewis has a sharp mind. She’s
bright, savvy and ambitious.
Laura Lewis has a fantastic body. It’s
immediately obvious and something that can’t
be overlooked or denied. The stats:
She’s 5-foot-5, weighs 123 pounds,
and her body fat is a mere 15 percent.
That places her among the topmost echelon
of the Physical Elite.
Truly impressive, but not that extraordinary,
all things considered. Laura is a nutrition
pro, an avid walker, a former aerobics maniac,
a girl who high-kicked around the world on
behalf of truth, justice and the American
way as a member of the Kilgore Rangerettes.
(If you’ve never heard of the Kilgore
Rangerettes, you’ve never spent time
in the Lone Star State, or else you’re
a hopelessly provincial Northeastern pseudo-sophisticate.)
What’s even more striking than her
body, however, is her smile.
All the clichés are applicable: incandescent,
1,000-watt, Pepsodent, a veritable keyboard
of gleaming teeth. She wears the smile constantly.
Even when making a serious point, she manages
to punch it home with a smile. Somehow, on
her, it doesn’t seem forced or phony.
It’s a natural part of her upbeat,
effervescent personality.
It’s also one of the secrets to her
abundant good health, one of the techniques
she’s used successfully, not only to
win friends and influence enemies, but also
to keep several demons at bay. Demons
such as heart disease, breast cancer, obesity,
Alzheimer’s, alcoholism, diabetes – the
genetic bogeymen, courtesy of her forebears,
who haunt this seemingly blithe cheerleader
for fitness and an active life.
Putting on a smile, as Laura points out
in her book 52
Ways to Live a Long and Healthy Life (the
Summit Group, $8.95), is more than just a
matter of dazzling people with a pageant
puss worthy of Miss America. A smile, it
turns out, is more than skin-deep.
"If you smile, your body will think
you’re happy." Says Laura, "and
respond accordingly."
Folk nonsense? Holistic hokum? Maybe
not. When you smile, you contract 42 facial
muscles, Laura says. This constricts and
slows blood flow to the brain via your sinuses.
This means cooler blood reaches the hypothalamus – the "master
controller" of body temperature and
emotion. The result: more pleasant feelings.
Laughter is equally salutary. Did you know
that laughing 100 times during a 24-hour
period provides the same cardiovascular benefit
as working out on a rowing machine for 10
minutes?
It happens like this: When you laugh, your
blood pressure and heart rate rise. Afterward,
they drop lower than they were before the
hilarity. Moreover, because laughter accelerates
your blood flow, you have more ammo to repel
infection and disease, you feel less pain,
and levels of stress-induced hormones - such
as epinephrine, cortisol and dopamine – fall.
The lesson is obvious: Smile and laugh.
As Anne Frank once observed: "whoever
is happy will make others happy, too." Laura
might amend that slightly: "Whoever
tries to be happy will make his body happy,
too."
This is just one of 52 subjects dealt with
in Laura’s book, a purse-sized paperback
that is billed as "the holistic lifestyle
guide for the ‘90s." Yecch! Let’s
just say this: It’s the perfect literary
accessory for any waiting room, coffee table
or bathroom. Designed for spot-nibbling,
it’s chockfull of concise, neatly synthesized,
bite-size morsels about everything from Attitude
(and how to cop one) to ZZZs (and how to
get more of them). The prose is simple and
chirpy, and bursting with more exclamation
points than a UHF announcer. Like peanuts
or Doritos, whole chapters can be gobbled
during commercial breaks. As a gesture to
philosophical heft, the chapters begin with
snappy quotations and inspirational sayings
("Our nature consists in motion; complete
rest is death." – Blaise Pascal)
and end with "action tips."
To combat headaches: Apply
an ice pack to the base of the neck.
To get to sleep: Take a
calcium-magnesium supplement one hour before
bed.
To overcome jet lag or low energy: Rub
drops of such essential oils as lavender,
basil or tangerine on your Temples.
To relieve office stress: Drink
a cool beverage through a straw. (It slows
you down, cutting your mental RPMs, forcing
you to live in the moment.)
Considerately, the book tells readers where
they can go for more information. For instance,
the chapter on smiling and laughing offers
this: "The Far Side, Gary Larson."
"One chapter a week, and in a year,
you’ll be a new person," Laura
promises. "You’ll be more alert,
you’ll have more sparkle in your eyes,
you’ll be happier and healthier."
Laura’s odyssey is instructive. Born
in a suburb of Philadelphia, Levittown, Bucks
County, she moved to New Jersey, then New
York state. When she was 13, her family uprooted
in a major way, relocating to Texas, specifically,
a suburb of Dallas called Plano. "I
was a funky hippie girl who wore sandals
and love beads," says Laura.
"I decided to change my life and become
a real Texas girl."
Did she ever. She joined the high school
drill team and eventually became captain.
Her classmates voted her another distinction:
Best Smile.
At Kilgore Junior College, and later at
the University of North Texas, she studied
food and nutrition, biology and chemistry.
A jock and a tomboy ("I always won the
sit-up and jump-rope contests"), she’d
enjoyed using and exercising her body from
an early age, playing football and baseball
and running track. As a high-stepping Rangerette,
she performed in the Cotton Bowl and traveled
abroad as "an ambassador for the all-American
ideal."
From seminars on nutrition, Laura drifted
into leading aerobics classes and teaching
fitness. One major influence: her father,
a hard-charging Xerox v.p., always on the
go, always catching airplanes, smoking three
packs of cigarettes a day. When he was 40,
and Laura only 18, he nearly died of a heart
attack. It was a sobering experience, a searing
encounter with a family demon.
In fitness terms, Laura is no ingenue. She’s
a person who’s been there, tried this,
done that. During the ‘80s, she, too,
fell prey to the spirit of excess. Her body,
exhausted from leading 14 aerobics classes
a week, shut down. "I was feeling dizzy
and nauseated. I had bruises all over me."
Time to chill out. Laura rested and ate
better food. She opened her own aerobics
studio, with a new-age emphasis on relaxation
and meditation, therapeutic aromas, and mood-elevating
full-spectrum light. And she continued to
teach and broadcast her knowledge, most recently
through a popular radio talk show.
Now she’s still eager to spread the
gospel of fitness. "I love to see people
change and grow and feel better about themselves,"
she proclaims. After reading 50 Simple
Things You Can Do to Save the Earth,
Laura decided something was out of whack. "It
doesn’t make sense to worry about planetary
ecology if you’re ignoring your personal
ecology by drinking massive quantities of
Coca-Cola and eating tons of doughnuts. How
can you save the Earth if you don’t
first save your body?"
Distilled to its essence, her message is
this: Not much of life can be controlled,
but when it comes to the health and welfare
of your body, you have remarkably more control
then you think.
"Nobody else is driving your car but
you," she says.
"Eighty percent of deaths occur in health
institutions. People need to be aware that
the outcome doesn’t have to be like
that. You don’t have to play the victim.
By making small changes – in how you
eat, in the way and amount you exercise,
-- you can make major, powerful changes in
your life.
"Any time you work out, you’re
putting your body into a state of stress.
With sufficient time to rest and recover,
this stress is good. (It enables you to deal
with the normal stresses of everyday living
more easily and effectively than someone
who’s a couch potato."
Needless to say, Laura believes her entire
book is a wonderful compendium of body wisdom.
But I asked her to pick her top five suggestions
for a longer, healthier life. After "Laugh
It Off"
(smile, and see above), they are, in no particular
order:
Go for the garlic. It’s
one of the most powerful natural healing
foods on the planet. Among other things,
it decreases cholesterol and blood pressure
and rates of colon, rectal and breast cancer.
Put more punch in your lunch.
Eat your largest meal at lunchtime, and snack
less. The French do this (consuming 57 percent
of their daily calories before 2 p.m., as
opposed to 38 percent for us), which may
be why they live longer, and are generally
more healthy, than we snack-crazy, big-dinner
gorgers in the U.S. of A.
Balance your moods with foods. If
you want to be alert and ready for action,
eat foods rich in protein; if you want to
relax and get drowsy, eat foods high in carbohydrates.
Be balanced. "Strive
to be a moderate extremist." Take it
to the limit without going overboard. Exercise
more, and eat nutritious food but don’t
completely forgo ballpark hot dogs and hot
fudge sundaes. Reward yourself occasionally
with
"treat days" and "sloth days."
"If you take all the fun out of life,
what’s left to enjoy?" says Laura.
With a smile, of course.
by Art Carey
Laura Lewis is a walking advertisement for
the benefits of exercise. In her book "52
Ways to Live a Long and Healthy Life," she
says smiling and laughing are good for
health, too.